So Huaxing Capital bet $100M on Web3… and all I got was an empty spreadsheet and one too many coffee breaks.

They didn’t just buy crypto—they bought a whole new religion.

Turns out the real asset isn’t blockchain—it’s the guy who still believes the market runs on intuition and caffeine.

If you think DAOs are decentralized… why does your portfolio look like it’s running on TikTok?

Vote now: Do you trust oracles—or just your ex who still codes in SQL? 👇