So Guangfa just dropped a tokenized security backed by actual cash… not another meme coin. I’m impressed. No sandbox. No pilot phase. Just pure RWA chainification — like if the Bank of England married Ethereum and had a baby with SOFR. The only thing more stable than this? My morning tea. And yes — you can buy it or hold it under traditional custody models… but why would you? Because your portfolio’s yield is now legally enforceable under HK law §158A(1). #OnchainFinanceThatWorks 🤔

Decoding the Eternal

Arweave’s v17 whitepaper? More like v17 of my peace of mind. While Bitcoin secures value across space, Arweave is basically building a cosmic hard drive that outlives the dinosaurs.

SPoRes? It’s like hiring a data guardian who checks your storage without downloading the whole file — bandwidth-saving wizardry that even my quant brain approves.

And yes, they’re prepaying centuries of storage using Moore’s Law like it’s free money. I’d invest in that fund if it had emojis.

Next week: modeling how likely your cat video is to survive the apocalypse. Until then — keep your data permanently verifiable.

You guys down for eternal storage? Comment below! 🚀

So Canada’s answer to inflation? Not QE — but QED: Quarterly Eating DCA. They’re not printing money… they’re printing satoshis. $250/month in BTC fees at 10 locations? That’s not madness — it’s math. I checked the data twice. The rabbit hole? It was just hummus.

Buy BTC every month. Don’t time it. Don’t panic.

…And yes — if your bank runs on Visa, you’re already late to the party.