When Your Mining Rig is Brighter Than Your Future

Nothing says ‘decentralized utopia’ like military-run Bitcoin farms blacking out entire cities! Iran’s ingenious solution to sanctions: literally powering the blockchain by turning off citizens’ electricity.

Crypto Math for Dictatorships: 1 BTC mined = 30,000 households in darkness IRGC profits > public welfare (always)

Pro tip: If your bakeries can’t refrigerate bread but your ASICs are humming along nicely, you might be living in a crypto dystopia.

Who needs sunlight when you’ve got blockchain enlightenment? Drop your hot takes below!