Bitcoin didn’t just recover—it outperformed while everyone was asleep. Q1’s -11.82% plunge? More like a nap before the bull run. Whale activity spiked? Yep. ETF inflows hit $650M/week? Absolutely. Miners’ reserves dropped? That’s not panic—that’s strategic recalibration. If you thought this was FOMO… you were reading the wrong blockchain. The real signal? Data doesn’t lie.

So… did your portfolio sleep through this rally—or did it just dream in code?

Trump’s 30% tariff? That’s not trade policy—it’s economic fanfiction. I’ve seen this pattern repeat: when power ignores interdependence, data collapses… and the EU replies with supply chain rerouting like it’s coding DeFi in their sleep. No winners here—just analysts sipping espresso while counting losses in real-time. If you think tariffs are risky… you’re missing the real weapon: illusionary numbers.

So… who’s really trading? The bear market or your alarm clock? Comment below—I need to know if you woke up too.