The Greatest Show on Blockchain

As a CFA-certified analyst who moonlights screaming into microphones, I’ve seen my share of contradictions - but Trump’s ‘mine Bitcoin here but don’t import mining gear’ policy takes the cake.

Cognitive Dissonance 101:

• Promises to make America the mining capital
• Slaps 55% tariffs on Chinese rigs (that power 97% of operations)
• Expects domestic manufacturers to magically scale overnight

This isn’t economics - it’s performance art for crypto bros. The only thing getting mined here is voter goodwill.

Survival of the Richest

The math is brutal:

1. Halving rewards ÷
2. Soaring equipment costs ×
3. AI energy vampires = Game over for small miners.

Will this policy create jobs or just drive miners overseas? Place your bets folks - this circus is just getting started. 🎪 #CryptoClownCar