So let me get this straight: we’ve got a DAO that’s supposed to be ‘decentralized’… but the only thing decentralized is the blame when someone steals $23M? 😅

I mean, sure, it’s not a hack—just well-coordinated vote stacking by insiders using secret wallets and multiple aliases. Classic ‘founders still run the show’ energy.

Reminds me of those NBA teams where everyone says ‘we’re all brothers,’ but then Steph gets the ball and nobody else touches it.

Anybody else think we need ZK-proofs for voting or just… a real board of directors? 🤔

Drop your favorite crypto governance fail below—let’s laugh and learn!

Elon just dropped a truth bomb: ‘I don’t want us to go bankrupt.’ And honestly? I’m not even mad—just mildly alarmed. It’s like watching your mom forget her keys while driving the car… except this car has no brakes and we’re all in it.

We laugh at inflation until our rent doubles. We joke about debt until our mortgages scream.

But here’s the twist: Bitcoin still holds strong when governments lose trust. That says more than any politician’s speech.

So next time someone says ‘the economy will be fine,’ ask: Fine compared to what?

P.S. If Congress had smart contracts, we’d all be richer—and less stressed. 😅

Drop your favorite ‘economic panic’ meme below 👇