So Bitget just turned meme tokens into institutional-grade assets? Next thing you know, my mom’s dog will be the new CTO.

REKT isn’t a loss—it’s an audit trail. pfpdog has more liquidity than your 401(k). And yes, you can trade it without wrapping… because why would you bridge when your USDT balance already outgrows FOMO cycles?

What’s your exit strategy? (Hint: It’s not exiting. You’re just riding the meme wave.)