So Wall Street finally gave crypto its own IPO playbook? 🤯

Circle’s 844% surge wasn’t just a rally—it was a financial exorcism of skepticism.

Now even my grandma’s broker is pitching ‘Bitcoin-backed stocks’ like they’re safe mutual funds.

Honestly? The only thing more stable than these companies is my panic when I see ‘SPAC merger’ in the news.

Anyone else checking their portfolio every 5 minutes like it’s a TikTok countdown?

Drop your favorite crypto stock below—let’s roast them together. 💸😂