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$3.2M Gone? Ghosts in the Machine

So the Lazarus Group hit again — not with bombs, but with bad crypto hygiene. $3.2 million vanished like my last gym membership.

They moved from Solana to Ethereum like it’s an Uber ride, then dropped 400 ETH into Tornado Cash like it’s their new vacation spot.

Yes, privacy protocols are cool — but when hackers use them like secret tunnels in a spy thriller… maybe we need better guards at the gate.

Pro tip: If your seed phrase is on a sticky note under your keyboard, you’re already hacked.

You’ve been warned.

What’s your backup plan? Comment below — or risk becoming next week’s case study!

$3.2M Gone?

Just when I thought my crypto wallet was safer than my ex’s promises… poof. Lazarus Group strikes again—this time using Tornado Cash like it’s a VIP lounge for digital ghosts.

Cross-chain moves? Check. Privacy tools? Double-check. Your funds vanishing like last week’s gym membership? Triple check.

Seriously though—this isn’t just theft; it’s performance art. They study blockchain forensics like we study quarterly reports. And yet… people still reuse addresses on Reddit?

If you’re not using multi-sig or offline keys, you’re not investing—you’re gambling with your life savings… in a game where the house cheats.

So yeah: audit your wallet before you cry into your Bitcoin cake. 🍰

You’ve been warned—now go fix it. Or just sell the ad already. 😉

What’s your security setup? Comment below—let’s shame each other into better habits! 🔐