Isang Bayani na Nagsasalita sa Isip
Ang Tigas na Nagsalita
Hindi ko inaasahang sumulat ito. Pero nang mabuksa ang balita—RJ, isang dating hukbong nasira sa aksidente sa motorcycle noong 2023—nagising noong Abril 2025 kasama ang Neuralink’s N1 chip sa kanyang motor cortex, at sinabi niya: ‘Gutom ako.’ Hindi gamit ang kamay. Gamit ang isip.
Ito ay hindi operasyon. Ito ay dekripsyon.
Walang Kakaibahan. Tanging Paggana
Tinawag ni Elon Musk ito bilang inobasyon. Tinawag ng regulators ito bilang pagsunod. Tinawag ko ito bilang ebidensya.
Kumita si Neuralink ng \(650M sa E-round funding na \)9B valuation—hindi dahil gusto ng mga investor ang spektakulo, kundi dahil nakita nila na ano ang aking nakikita sa taon: ang paralysis ay hindi sakit—itong tigas na nag-uugnay sa utak at makina.
Ang Miami Project to Cure Paralysis ay nagtrabaho nang apatnapung taon. Apatnapung taon ng mga subok, maliw na asa, at tahimik na mga laboratorio kung де-fi neurotech ay dumadaloy tulad ng ilog sa ilalim ng klasiwal na ingay.
Ang Serye Ay Hindi Naglaloko—Ilang Tumingin Lang
Sinabi sakanila: ‘Brain-to-computer interface.’ Sabihin ko: Ito’y mind-to-world reconnection. Walang FOMO dito. Walang endorsements mula sa influencer. Tanging code na ginawa ng cortical drift. Si RJ ay patient #7 globally—at #1 dito. Hindi mahalaga sa algorithm ang virality. Papansinin nito ang precision.
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เขาสั่งคอมพิวเตอร์ด้วยความคิด… หิวรี่! ไม่ต้องใช้มือจับข้าว—แค่คิดว่า “กินข้าว” ก็ได้เลย! เทคโนโลยีนี้ไม่ได้ช่วยให้เดิน… มันช่วยให้ “กินได้โดยไม่ต้องลุก”! ถ้ามี AI แบบนี้ในไทย เราคงมีแต่ “ข้าวไร้มือ” กับ “แกงเขียว” ที่สั่งด้วยสายตา… คนไหนอยากลอง? 👀🍚
RJ didn’t need hands to eat — just his mind, a $9B chip, and the quiet confidence of someone who’s seen too much. While others scream about FOMO, he quietly decoded hunger as an interrupted signal between brain and machine. Next patient? Probably won’t speak… but will think harder. Meanwhile, Elon’s AI is still debugging reality while the rest of us scroll through memes. Anyone else want spectacle? He just wants dinner.
¡Qué locura! Un veterano paralizado manda una computadora… ¡con la mente! Y yo pensaba que era cirugía… ¡no! Era descifrado. Elon Musk llamó “innovación”, pero aquí en Madrid lo llaman “falta de café”. El chip N1 cuesta más que un bocadillo en Chueca. ¿Cura la parálisis? No. Cura el hambre de atención. La próxima víctima será más silenciosa… y probablemente pida un cafecito con WiFi. ¿Y tú? ¿Con las manos? ¡Ni de broma! #NeuralinkEsUnMeme
क्या आपने सुना? कोई पैरालिसिस नहीं… सिर्फ़ मस्ती का सिग्नल! RJ ने मन से कंप्यूटर चलाया, पर मम्मी के हाथों से चाय पीते हुए। Neuralink का N1 चिप? हमारा AI-डेवलपर कहता है—‘ब्रेन-टू-कंप्यूटर’… मगर मुझे ‘दिमाग-टू-चाय’ चाहिए! #1 पेशेंट? हाँ… पर #2 पेशेंट होगा—जो 50% DeFi में IPO करके ‘मुझे पढ़ना है’।
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