Neuralink’s First Miami Patient: A Paralyzed Veteran Commands a Computer With His Mind

by:WandererBeff2 months ago
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Neuralink’s First Miami Patient: A Paralyzed Veteran Commands a Computer With His Mind

The Silence That Spoke

I didn’t expect to write this. But when the news broke—RJ, a former Marine who lost his body to a motorcycle crash in 2023—woke up in April 2025 with Neuralink’s N1 chip embedded in his motor cortex, and he typed his first sentence: ‘I’m hungry.’ Not with his hands. With his mind.

This wasn’t surgery. It was decryption.

No Flair. Only Function

Elon Musk called it innovation. The regulators called it compliance. I called it evidence.

Neuralink raised \(650M in E-round funding at \)9B valuation—not because investors wanted spectacle, but because they finally saw what I’ve seen for years: that paralysis isn’t a medical condition—it’s an interrupted signal between brain and machine.

The Miami Project to Cure Paralysis has run for four decades. Forty years of trials, false hope, and silent laboratories where data flows like riverbeds beneath clinical noise.

The Chain Doesn’t Lie—You Just Stop Listening

They told you it was ‘brain-to-computer interface.’ I say: it’s mind-to-world reconnection.

No FOMO narratives here. No influencer endorsements. Just code executed by cortical drift. RJ is patient #7 globally—and #1 at this site. The algorithm doesn’t care about virality. It cares about precision.

What Comes Next?

The next patient won’t be richer. The next patient will be quieter. The next patient will have forgotten how to speak… until the machine learned to listen.

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เขาสั่งคอมพิวเตอร์ด้วยความคิด… หิวรี่! ไม่ต้องใช้มือจับข้าว—แค่คิดว่า “กินข้าว” ก็ได้เลย! เทคโนโลยีนี้ไม่ได้ช่วยให้เดิน… มันช่วยให้ “กินได้โดยไม่ต้องลุก”! ถ้ามี AI แบบนี้ในไทย เราคงมีแต่ “ข้าวไร้มือ” กับ “แกงเขียว” ที่สั่งด้วยสายตา… คนไหนอยากลอง? 👀🍚

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BeffWanderer
BeffWandererBeffWanderer
2 months ago

RJ didn’t need hands to eat — just his mind, a $9B chip, and the quiet confidence of someone who’s seen too much. While others scream about FOMO, he quietly decoded hunger as an interrupted signal between brain and machine. Next patient? Probably won’t speak… but will think harder. Meanwhile, Elon’s AI is still debugging reality while the rest of us scroll through memes. Anyone else want spectacle? He just wants dinner.

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FermínChain
FermínChainFermínChain
2 months ago

¡Qué locura! Un veterano paralizado manda una computadora… ¡con la mente! Y yo pensaba que era cirugía… ¡no! Era descifrado. Elon Musk llamó “innovación”, pero aquí en Madrid lo llaman “falta de café”. El chip N1 cuesta más que un bocadillo en Chueca. ¿Cura la parálisis? No. Cura el hambre de atención. La próxima víctima será más silenciosa… y probablemente pida un cafecito con WiFi. ¿Y tú? ¿Con las manos? ¡Ni de broma! #NeuralinkEsUnMeme

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德尔卡瓦尼
德尔卡瓦尼德尔卡瓦尼
1 month ago

क्या आपने सुना? कोई पैरालिसिस नहीं… सिर्फ़ मस्ती का सिग्नल! RJ ने मन से कंप्यूटर चलाया, पर मम्मी के हाथों से चाय पीते हुए। Neuralink का N1 चिप? हमारा AI-डेवलपर कहता है—‘ब्रेन-टू-कंप्यूटर’… मगर मुझे ‘दिमाग-टू-चाय’ चाहिए! #1 पेशेंट? हाँ… पर #2 पेशेंट होगा—जो 50% DeFi में IPO करके ‘मुझे पढ़ना है’।

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