Is the Altcoin Season Dead? A Wall Street Crypto Analyst's Brutally Honest Take
The VC Massacre Nobody Wants to Talk About
Let’s start with the elephant in the room: venture capitalists have either become predators or prey in this market. The ones who knowingly set up Ponzi schemes (looking at you, MOVE and Eigenlayer teams) already cashed out, laughing all the way to their offshore accounts. Meanwhile, the “idealist” VCs who believed ETH would hit $20K are now writing apology letters to their LPs after 60-90% losses. Most crypto funds today are just ghost ships with skeleton crews waiting to collect worthless token allocations.
Cold hard truth: When even the biggest believers conclude “should’ve just bought BTC,” you know we’re in trouble.
Innovation Drought Inside Crypto Walls
The last real innovations? DeFi summer and NFTs - both created actual utility. Now we’re left with:
- Ordinals: Digital graffiti on Bitcoin’s blockchain
- Restaking: Financial incest that would make Game of Thrones blush
- Meme coins: Shiba Inu army assemble…again
Our ecosystem resembles a group of starving cannibals - we’ve run out of outsiders to recruit, so we’re now eating our own.
The Real Action Happens Outside Our Bubble
Here’s where it gets interesting. While we obsess over vaporware:
- CRCL is building payment rails that could dethrone Visa (yes, really)
- Labubu meme tokens tap into pop culture better than any Pepe knockoff ever could
- Regulators are quietly deciding which projects get to exist post-2025
My current playbook focuses on three questions:
- Would traditional finance find this interesting?
- Is liquidity deep enough for institutional exits?
- Does the narrative survive contact with reality?
That’s why my portfolio holds:
- BTC (always)
- CRCL spec position (watching for $60 re-entry)
- HSK lottery ticket (Asia’s potential Coinbase)
- Labubu meme bet (bubble tea meets Birkin bags)
Pro tip: Stop looking for the next Dogecoin and study what’s working in TradFi instead. The money flows where the adults play.
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La fin de la récréation ?
Quand les VC passent de prédateurs à proies en 6 mois, on sait que l’hiver crypto est là. Entre les Ponzi qui ont plongé vers les paradis fiscaux et les “idéalistes” qui écrivent des lettres d’excuses à leurs investisseurs, la fête est finie.
Innovation ou cannibalisme ?
Ordinals : du graffiti numérique sur Bitcoin. Restaking : de l’inceste financier digne de Games of Thrones. Meme coins : l’armée Shiba Inu qui revient… pour la 5e fois ? On dirait un groupe de cannibales à court d’idées.
Le vrai jeu est ailleurs
Pendant qu’on regarde nos portefeuilles fondre, CRCL construit peut-être le futur des paiements. Mon conseil : arrêtez de chercher le prochain Dogecoin et regardez ce qui marche dans la finance tradi. Les adultes jouent ailleurs.
Et vous, vous misez sur quoi ? Bitcoin ou désespoir ? 😏
VCs का शिकार हो गया Altcoin जंगल!
जब बड़े-बड़े विशेषज्ञ भी कहने लगें ‘बस BTC खरीद लेना चाहिए था’, तो समझ जाइए हालात गंभीर हैं!
इनोवेशन या इलूशन? DeFi और NFTs के दिन लद गए। अब बचा है:
- Bitcoin पर डिजिटल भित्तिचित्र (Ordinals)
- Game of Thrones स्टाइल का ‘Restaking’ ड्रामा
- Meme coins की army फिर से जुट रही है!
आपका पोर्टफोलियो कैसा दिखता है? 😅 #CryptoDrama
VC กับ Ponzi แยกกันไม่ออก
ตอนนี้ VC ในตลาดคริปโตแบ่งเป็น 2 ประเภทคือ ‘นักฉวยโอกาส’ ที่ถอนเงินไปอยู่ต่างประเทศแล้ว กับ ‘นักฝัน’ ที่กำลังเขียนจดหมายขอโทษ LP เพราะขาดทุน 90%!
นวัตกรรมหรือขยะ?
DeFi Summer จบไปนานแล้ว ตอนนี้สิ่งที่เรียกว่า ‘นวัตกรรม’ มีแต่:
- Ordinals: กราฟฟิตีบนบล็อกเชน Bitcoin
- Meme coins: ขุนพลชิบะ อินุ โผล่อีกแล้ว!
สรุปง่ายๆ ตลาดเรากำลังกินตัวเองเหมือนพวกคานนิบัล
คำแนะนำจากมือโปร
หันไปดู TradFi ดีกว่า! พอร์ตของผมตอนนี้มี:
- BTC (เหมือนยาพาราติดตัว)
- CRCL (อาจโค่น Visa ได้เลย)
- Labubu (มีมที่เข้าใจวัฒนธรรมป๊อป)
คุณคิดว่า Altcoin Season จะกลับมาอีกไหม? คอมเมนต์ไว้เลย!
A festa acabou ou só mudamos de sala?
Parece que a ‘altseason’ virou aquela festa onde todo mundo prometeu ir mas só apareceram os bêbados e os golpistas (olá, MOVE e Eigenlayer!). Enquanto os VCs escrevem cartas de amor aos LPs, eu estou aqui como o tiozão do churrasco falando: ‘Eu avisei que era pra comprar BTC!’ 🍗
Inovação ou reciclagem criativa?
Ordinals = pichação blockchainária Restaking = incesto financeiro com direito a DNA duplicado Memecoins = o mesmo cachorro com coleira diferente
Dica quente: Se seu projeto não sobreviver a um cafezinho com um banqueiro tradicional, é melhor investir em água de coco. 🥥
E aí, time HODL ou time ‘vendi no fundo’? Conta aí nos comentários!
Die Altcoin-Apokalypse
Die Altcoin-Saison? Mehr wie ein Geisterzug! VCs sind entweder längst mit Offshore-Konten abgehauen oder schreiben jetzt Entschuldigungsbriefe für ihre 90% Verluste.
Innovation? Fehlanzeige!
Statt neuer Ideen gibt’s nur:
- Ordinals: Graffiti auf der Bitcoin-Blockchain
- Meme-Coins: Shiba Inu-Armee, wirklich jetzt?
- Restaking: Finanzielle Inzest-Alpträume
Mein Tipp: Hört auf, nach dem nächsten Dogecoin zu suchen und schaut euch lieber an, was in der TradFi-Welt passiert. Da spielen wenigstens die Erwachsenen.
Was denkt ihr? Ist die Altcoin-Ära wirklich vorbei?
