The Day We Buried Bonding Curves

When we first sketched Honeypot’s architecture on Berachain napkins two years ago, we made the classic engineer’s mistake - building the Parthenon before inventing concrete. Our pivot from idealistic DEX to MEV-slaying liquidity alchemists wasn’t failure; it was market-driven evolution.

Meme Coins Deserve Better Than This

The current bonding curve model isn’t just broken—it’s predatory by design. Platforms like pump.fun turned token launches into extractive casinos where insiders win and communities lose. At Stanford crypto labs, we’d call this “adversarial game theory.” On Crypto Twitter? A good old-fashioned ripoff.

Our Pot2Pump flips the script:

• Native liquidity baked into token genesis
• MEV resistance as standard equipment
• Narrow-range LP positions earning 32,000% APR (yes, really)

Building the Meme Industrial Complex

Cheese Benance: Imagine if Olympus DAO met compound interest on energy drinks. Our protocol turns cold-start problems into viral flywheels by recycling fees to active participants.

Drip Drive: Your grandma’s staking rewards are cute. Our engine pays you for actual economic activity—every swap, every interaction becomes yield-generating.

The Secret Sauce: Monad’s 10,000 TPS infrastructure lets us reward micro-transactions at scale. Finally, a chain fast enough to monetize degeneracy properly.

“Volatility should be income, not risk” - Every trader who’s ever been sandwiched

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